
mom said she would take me to the swimming pool today - check out my form on the front crawl.

this is my butterfly stroke. pretty good, yeah?

mom isn't ready yet, so it's time for some AIR GUITAR!

one time, my dad caught a killer white shark that was like, way bigger than this. it was probably bigger than a house or an elephant too. he was using a tiny little fishing pole that most people could only catch little fish on and it took him a WHOLE WEEK to get him in! and when he finally pulled him in and cut it's stomach open, there was GOLD and JEWELS inside! seriously.

why do girls take so long in the bathroom? my trunks are on and i was ready at least an hour ago. i guess that's ok since you are driving me to the pool and i can't drive myself. thanks, mom.